association of delinquent&miscreant individuals

my muse

2012-01-18T03:11:00.000-08:00

everything is swell,

all is going so well,

i can even say i have it all,

but,

one dark thingy lurks,

it threatens to destroy all the good things,

and this one time,

i am not in control,

i can do nothing,

i can say nothing,

they want my life,

they want our life,

they will do anything,

they will say anything,

do not listen,

don't let them win,

i never listened,

i should have listened to you,

i was selfish,

i thought i knew it all,

i never listened,

now here we are,

i am sorry,

i seek pardon,

forgive us,

is it too late,

is this the end,

am i dead...,

are you dead...,

don't let them win,

don't give in to them,

don't give in to their demands

don't give in to your fears,

your demons,

give in to me,

give in to my wisdom,

give in to my soul,

let me have your soul,

i am your fuel,

i am your heaven,

i am your hell,

i am your peace,

i am your downfall,

i am your everything,

you are my everything,

the seed,

your seed,

my seed,

our seed,

it grows,

let us sow

let us reap what we sow,

let us look back,

let us look back and laugh at them,

laugh at us,

let us look back only to learn from it,

you are my muse.

random thoughts of a free thinking monkey

2011-11-07T05:10:00.000-08:00

so...my brother said he would tell my mom i no longer believe in god.

honestly - i am a little concerned - why? because i am morbidly afraid of my mom - not that she will turn into a vampire or anything like that - mostly because i honestly know she will be dissapointed - but in my own way - i plan to show that i am still the same person - i am still her wittle girl and to be honest - i not only feel better about finally accepting it is okay to be atheist but i am in a much better place - i have never let myself down and i am not about to let mom down - now my brother - i would stab him if it weren't that i love his snitching ass very much - but i am comfortable in my skin - i love who i am - i love what i attact and i love what i radiate - i see it in others that i mingle with.

my best friend knows this - from our conversations - he seems unbothered - indifferent rather -

i am not defined by what others think of me but what i think of me - and i think I AM AN AWESOME HUMAN BEING - with all my noodley flaws.

so dear snitching brother - go ahead and tell mom. you have my blessings :)

to steve jobs

2011-10-10T12:13:00.000-07:00

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

smile

2011-04-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

thing is.... i am all smiley faced - and i'm not sure why - but i know why...doesn't make sense does it now?

probably the drugs i just stuffed down my throat thanks to my doctor.... :)

the philosophy of can't can't can't

2011-03-05T00:13:00.000-08:00

frustration

and i just cannot fuckin understand

why and how and mostly why

you have to start a conversation with

..."i can't do this, i can't do that.....

i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't

no this no that no this no that

" it's just fucking depressing.....

where is the confidence?

where is the assertion?

in your words in your mind?

where is the will?

where is it?where is it?where is it?

where did it go?

amongst all the things that bother me

this bothers me the most,

worries me the most,

turns me off!!

assertion

will

will power (cliche)

i expect you to drive yourself

to steer the wheel

drive THIS! in every sense of the word.

angry

with no reason really

a conspiracy

you think everything is

like a drug - the negativity

draining

it is draining me.

killing me.

don't you see it?

don't you get it?

don't you love yourself?

get out of it

or i will smack it out of you!

life's a bitch! DEAL!

4:17AM

2011-02-04T17:17:00.000-08:00

my life begins today.

my sins are forgiven today.

my prayers have been heard today.

grateful i am today.

eternal gratitude i give to this day.

my dreams are my dreams again because of this day.

my passions remain my passions because of this day.

love will heal as always.

love will teach as always.

love remains a 4 letter word beyond this day.

my mother will forgive me because of this day.

my father will cry because of this day.

kanana lives again because of this day.

kanana smiles again because of this day.

the aftermath

2010-12-05T15:18:00.000-08:00

no=yes no maybe perhaps if.
today my thoughts are fragments of the disdain in my soul.
it will pass.

wise saying?

2010-03-11T02:36:00.000-08:00

ever had someone shit down your throat? right or wrong as they were.......they shit down your throat and did a chest thump. whoa!

am i crushing? is this my downfall? it is indeed as i predicted.

niap

2009-10-29T12:52:00.000-07:00

there are days when i wonder what is happening around me.... there are days i am part of what is happening around me.... there are days that are just days- insignificant yet significant -
there are days when i am soo blue that i almost cannot breathe - they say blue is a color.
not used to feelings of loss -not used to loosing things loosing people loosing my mind loosing -
not used to loss... are you? and if you are how does it feel?
when we both experience loss at the same instance - what happens?
who is supposed to save the other from themselves? who is supposed to hold you up when you are weak? crutches? who is supposed to comfort you who is supposed to lie to you and tell you it will be okay who is supposed to not lie to you and tell you it will not be okay?
michael-angelo was on my mind all day - and all night - i was overwhelmed by deep deep thoughts of michael-angelo - they almost consumed me -
my words my words my thoughts - it was soo cold
you didnt hear it you didnt see it you didnt care

mike

2009-04-15T01:17:00.000-07:00

a brother, my brother, kimba's brother,
a son, mom & dad's son
a cousin, a cousin to many many many
a nephew, a nephew to maaannyyy more
a friend, a friend to many more

im angry, confused, upset, sad, vengeful
im many things right now

can't stop wondering what his last moments were like
a second before the car hit him
or a minute before the car hit him
can't stop wondering.
can't stop wondering why the car,
why the driver had to speed wrecklessly,
can't stop wondering why the car had to veer off the road & go up to the pedestrians side
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering what the driver of the vehcile felt like at that moment
can't stop wondering why the driver never bothered to come back and check up on mike after it all happened
can't stop wondering what it will feel like when i finally meet the driver because i intend to
can't stop wondering why the police let him go
can't stop wondering if mike was in pain during his last moments
can't stop wondering if he was thinking about us during his last moments
can't stop wondering how mom & dad feel for the loss of their last kid
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering
can't stop wondering

when i was a kiddy

2008-12-15T11:35:00.000-08:00

when i was a kiddy i used to 'steal' bobs - yeah 1/- and hide them under some couch & buy patcos with them on games day - one day me mommy found them... i think they were like a thao of them.... wuuwi......
kichapoville!

oh oh ... i also used to not like weetabix... it used to smell like puke... i think that mboch used to puke in it then make us munch it... but my bro's used to munch it.... they thought it was yummy... mine always tasted like puke... i swear

and then.... i used to hide food behind the seat... so every day after the house was cleaned i used to go to kichapoville coz mbochy would find the smelly mouldy foody - god i hated food.
especially bananas.

of puky sessions

2008-12-15T10:48:00.000-08:00

now.... there are several things that make people get nausea & there after end up puking their insides out.... i could mention a few:
1. ingesting copious amounts of alcoholic beverages
2. ingesting copious amounts of shooters - yeahhhh - yum - tequila - yum yum
3. watching gay sex (or not - it really depends on you & your levels of homophobia)
4. bad breathed individuals - halitosis
5. pupu
6. some mnyamboz that yenyewe leave you wondering wot that person has been consuming - smells worse than a corpse - urgghhh
7. city mortuary
8. body builders - yeah those big ugly looking things with challenged penile environs - all muscle - everything is big stiff hard muscle - muscle i love dont get me wrong - only 2 muscles are necessary in a man - & of proportionate length height & width ofcourse - all that other yuky muscle need not be there...seriously....
9. foreskin - no offence - its just not my thing - it smells funny
10. self righteous peeps - heheh
11. eating food @ hooters... oh yeah - remember the day there was a roach in me fish ... dayuumm!!
12. the goooo you see on miraa chewing dudes - yeah that green gooo on the edges of the mouth... that shit is grosss.... not on all of them but most of them.... i mean... have you ever seen gooo on a goats mouth or even a cow? & they also eat grass continously... even in their sleep!! damnit!!!

well.... for me theres 2 things that make me get nausea to the point of vomit!
1. extacy(NOT THE DRUG!) - not butterflies - just some shit i feel in me tummy....extaticly nauseating - daayuummmm -
2. when something goes horribly wrong - i get this tight feeling in my gut & i can almost throw up - infact i sometime do.

i have nausea right now.
somebody guess which of the 2 is causing it.... give me a theory - hehehehe
let loose!

540 vs kq

2008-12-15T10:22:00.000-08:00

yeah... last time 540 was sijui how many hours late!
lets see how it goes kesho.... i hear kq is worse... wacha tutaona.

break stuff

2008-11-29T01:58:00.000-08:00

give me something to break

seriously... these headaches

2008-11-23T03:59:00.001-08:00

valium? anyone? :)

another headache

2008-11-23T03:33:00.000-08:00

i have one right now!
damn it!
the drugs don't work >-:

the analogy of a lie

2008-11-23T02:43:00.000-08:00

if you believe it ... then its not a lie?

who am i

2008-11-14T14:57:00.000-08:00

who was i

2008-11-14T14:54:00.000-08:00

pardon me if i can fake it while you still believe

darkeness is not a color

2008-11-14T14:38:00.000-08:00

in my darkest times, i still breed expectation, in my hollow days i loose something each time, i have been filled with darkness, my dreams are darkened in broad day light, my soul is darkened, deep darkness, my loins are filled with darkness - , my mind see's nothing - but darkness! why all this darkness? why all this pain? why all this - i question not the path i choose, all i ask is why all the darkness? why the hollowness? i still breed expectation - i still hope - i still believe - i know there is light - i will find the light -
but i thrive in my own darkness
im sorry im lost in my own words - i feel lost -
- im lost
feelings of loss
feelings of darkness
i feel lost
i think i need salvation
not the religious kind

i need me back somehow
im 2 steps from salvation, but im only taking 1 :)

uuu dolphins... i like them :)

2008-11-02T06:02:00.000-08:00

anyways.... so now... the other day... im with waoly and she tells me she thinks shes curs-ed coz shes always hoovering around god darn married men-s (yes plural) & my conclusion was ... the same as always..... she will be a 2nd or 3rd wife & she will be easy with that... or not.. but she will end up there.... watching you waoly... hehehe

much talking and not so much doing

2008-10-12T01:43:00.000-07:00

yeah....most of us tend to do that....
writting has clearly become a task

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2008-10-12T01:27:00.000-07:00

the day i ate at hooters and....

2008-01-31T03:42:00.000-08:00

FOUND A FUKIN ROACH IN MY FOOD!!!

It was around 1:15p.m. after i had zururad in tao for a while looking for a fancy folder to put my fancy diary and fancy note book and fancy pen - it was a hot darn day(31/1/2008)
and alas!! what do you know - i look and i see hooters and i think.. hmmm let me have a meal here - hooters is a decent place...
lalalala - i stroll over get me a nice seat right infront of a telly thats showing news and some cop has shot some MP, although i now hear its not political(thank god) its a love triangle gone bad - heheh - anyways - i scrutinize the menu - i decide to settle on some nice fish that comes with fries and mustard sauce - yummy!!(fatening) - so anyways - madam miriam shows up - i pay her, then i buy her some take away - she bounces and i proceed with my meal - very tasty, it had some nice sitr fired veggies - french beans, carrots the works - so ofcos i bomoa them - i munch away more than half way thru - i notice - hmmmm - this french bean has whiskers & is 6 legged FUCK!!!!
its a fukin dead roach - and its not even been cooked sana - it still looks clean - and people - if theres one thing i have mortal fear of is a roach p- they even have a funny smell - yes, i can smell them - gross - ugly - scary and worst of all it was in my yummy fish!!!

and the waiter has the audacity to come ask me to pay for miriams meal!
FUCKERS.

WORD OF ADVICE - NEVER EAT AT HOOTERS!!! i found a roach in me food and the whole kitchen can testify and the nice lady who came to joint my table who i adviced to eat elsewhere!!
fuck fuck fuk!!

I DIDN'T PAY GOD DAMN IT! (for those of you who keep aksing me if i paid)!!!

holy crap - literally

2007-12-13T01:38:00.000-08:00

just go to: http://images.google.com
and the type in the word crap and search.

oh yeah - are you as surprised as i am.

holy crap!!!

CUANDO SESMIA DRAMA 101

2007-12-13T00:40:00.000-08:00

oh yes, thats what i'd call what happened jana - in the midst of celebrating mrs. ngallows birthday - what happens - THE DEVIL HAPPENS, yeah thats had to be the devil - a day spent soo well, suddenly just BOOM!! erupts some nasty drama 101 show - u shoulda seen us in the fukin middle of langata road - chomokad from the moti to yell at each other at some ungodly hour - oh yeah - and please note - kamau and company can very much come and kick our arses and steal everything and beat us to pulps - but noooo - at that hour - we have had a whole lot to drink and we think we are invincible - and even erm alta wants to walk to tao in protest - heheheh - yeah - walk to tao - ninja kweli - and maze we are ninjas - ive done a lot of strange shit in me life - but nothing like this - ever :) hehehehe - i look back now - and i laugh hysterically - however - it was all for a good cause.
ndevo i tell you!!

WE DONT FIGHT FAIR!

2007-09-04T02:00:00.000-07:00

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces
We're dropped and well concealed
In secret places...

heheheh.......FOB rock!!

BRANDY - yum yum

2007-08-23T09:08:00.000-07:00

The old image of a St Bernard dog with a barrel of brandy (not rum) around his neck dates back to before the second world war. The idea was, that if you are cold, brandy makes you feel warm, so it was assumed to be good for you if you had hypothermia. In fact the mechanism by which you feel warm is the transfer of warm blood from the body core to the surface of the skin, where it gives you a warm glow - just before you die.

During the second world war, research was done to discover why sailors rescued from cold seas were more likely to die than if they were left untreated. The treatment at the time was to warm the body up as quickly as possible and administer alcohol.

When the body temperature drops, the body's reaction is to close down blood flow to the limbs so that the heart and brain can continue to function. This continues until there is once again sufficient energy available to cope with the heart, brain and skin surface. If anything is done to create blood flow to the extremities before the body is ready, the heart and brain can cool catatophically and death can occur. Therefore the correct treatment for hypothermia is to GRADUALLY increase the skin temperature at the same time as giving high sugar liquids such as very sweet beverages.

So if you come across a person with hypothemia, steer well clear of the temptation to give them alcohol.

(pretty kewl huh...??? :0 )

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2007-08-01T04:22:00.000-07:00

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my alta ego

2007-06-22T02:57:00.000-07:00

alter ego : An alter ego (Latin, "the other I") is a second self, a second personality or persona within a person. The term is commonly used in literature analysis and comparison to describe characters who are psychologically identical. The term and concept also frequently appear in popular fiction, such as in comic books, for the secret identity of a superhero, vigilante, or crimefighter. Related concepts include avatar, doppelgänger, impersonator, and split personality. It was created in the early 1800s when people first discovered schizophrenia

ya... so anyways.... i just started typing this... and it all vanished.... cant even re-arrange wot it was i wanted to say.
ill try it another day......

or is it just a mask? cant be an alter ego be considered a mask? of sorts?

BLUE MARTINI

2007-06-17T21:41:00.000-07:00

take my advice.... when you check into mwendaz for a ndwink.... i highly recomend you consume this beverage...... why? let me tell you why.....
...
i pick up "miss german boyfwend", we head out to an unknown place called umoja for a kiddie party.... (some of the things u have to do because u are considered a fwend)... we check into the joint.. have a sumptuious meal...oh.. the mbuzi was fantastic.... and after that... sing happy birthday... watch a bunch of 5 year olds DUNDA SEVERLY to "banjuka tu" and "aii swity nisambazie"... first time i heard that jam... went into an epileptic fit ...laughter and disgust... not a pretty site.....
anyway... we were then served with VAST AMOUNTS OF roy... oh.. yes... yum yum...
ohh... did i mention we got lost?? yeah we did....
anyway...around 9pm..... we decide we really need to get out of that hood... as we have no idea wea we are though we had a blast at the kiddie bash.....
AND WE GET LOST AGAIN... 2 chics... driving around in umoja... looking for the way out..heheheheh.... not clever... but hey... after roy has checkd into ure system... ure supawoman and u can get ureself out of any god damn place!!
anyway... we end up at zeenoz... holla at head boy... ati the fucker is leaving the country.....so we do the usual insulting moments.... and me phone goes off... alta ego i heading home... so ofcos since we are on our way to buffet park to met zip and other miscreants.... i ask him to meet us there.....
OH... head boy had bot us a bottle of richie... oh yeah..... so we proceeded to pour ourselves the ndwink..... (quite the sluts we were) oh yes.... no applogies...
anyways.... we head out to buffet park... holla @ zip and her gurls..... meet alta ego.... looking fantastic as always.... tastes good too :) wink wink
anyways.... by that time... i think i lost my mind in umoja... so some how... we end up in mwendaz... cherono hollas at some point... oh... amnesia slowly creeps in......
we pata a seat upstairs... we seat... we dance on the wall.... perfoming all sorts of obscenities... oh... walls are a good place to dance.... try dancing on the wall... very ....wot am i saying...
anyway.... bubbles.... ahmed and sedusa check in.....
oh.. by that time.. the alta had already grabbed us a blue martini......
AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER....... except severly and completely huurling my guts out!!! urgh god!

THE BLUE MARTINI ROCKS!@@$#@#

Spider Man 3

2007-05-16T01:18:00.000-07:00

this is the awesomest of all the spidey flicks ever!! ever ever!!!! good stuff....

BUT NOWWW!!!
i have major issues... and infact, i shall re-script the ending and some bits of this flick.

1. OUR CHILDREN(and some of us) know that super heros DO NOT CRY
god.. did u see spidey whimper like a wittle gurl?? did u see that?? that was the most disturbing thing about this flick....

2. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

3. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

4. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

5. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

6. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

7. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

TO INFINITY.... they just dont cry!!

spidey rocks always!!

OJ KRISS DISAINA

2007-05-04T03:56:00.000-07:00

MY *&**UR WAT I CAME2NEET 2DAY A BLACK BEAUTY WITH CLASS TOP KENYAN FASHION DESIGNER FASHION. DESIGNER OJKRISS.

ya... at julies babys bash... this dude fellin love with me and sent me this message..

now tell me.... nini hii???
(thiiiiiick jaluo aksent)

The Day i Ate DAWA ZA MINYOOO

2007-04-17T06:20:00.000-07:00

so, anyways..... im at the library, lookn for movies and series' oh... btw, guys, go look for dexter the series, love it!!!
and the lost room.

so..anyways... im busy selecting flicks with the usual suspects kwa video lib, then dude is hawking dawa za minyooo, and i remember ive see the dude before the other day at my salon place.... so anyway, the dude and kina mato mamage to convince me that i need to deworm since enyewe i have never dewormed, last time it was done was by me moms and i think i was 10 or less...anyway...
so im like, boss, are u sure theyll work, yes mandam theyl work, so sinikunue sahii, dude says sawa, i had just had lunch, ethiopian, yummy, so the dude shouts and says HAPANA usikule kama umeshiba, it will be useless, so i mlike sawa, now... we plan to check into mwendas at some point, so im like can i drink, hes like only after u munch them, so had to wait for hours and hours..

the i ask him ... side effect? he's like, aiii hii ni high quality sana(KSH 40/-) haina side effects, inasiaga izo vitu kabisa, zinatoka kama ziko siagi..... nauseated but... HIALaRIOUS TO NEAR DEATH....

anyway. i mucnhed the thingys on friday night, and im feeling straneg ion me tummy... but im told it will pass after a few ndays.....

WHICH REMINDS ME, johny bravo told me that his pal SHUT (yes, correct english) a 15 metre tapeworm...imagine that shit, literaly.

THE ELASTOPLAST

2007-04-17T06:01:00.000-07:00

So... anyways... one fine saturday evening... "tushtush" and i decide hmmm...lets go party... so we end up somwea in westi, decent saturday.. the last guys i expected to meet... head boy and crew are there... very nice...havent seen yoall in ages, so we have a loose moment of bonding, then i have to go back to our table, so all thru i keep oscilating from our table to kina head boys table, anyway, btw, i danced like hell that day, and i didnt need help, rocked the party like WHOA!

so anywy as always head boy feels the overwhelming urge to say something stoopid...
and the conversation goes somethin like this...
"wewe... u monkey, wot is it with u and big men, so im like...fuck off, ure jelouse coz the only thing thats propbably big is ure head.... so he proceds to tell me, u know.. that dude is just oo kubwa, the dude will tear u, and ull be walking with an elastoplast huko shikiliaring ure things..... ....... i must say at the time, it was hilarious to the point of tearing profusely.... yes it was...........
"
now how is it that u can be puted mpaka u need a freakin elastoplast to hold ure stuff together... think.. the thot,....
hahahahahahha
anyways... we had a fab night... ended well i must say

KOINANGE STREET carnival?????

2007-04-04T07:52:00.000-07:00

eh??? are these people for real... got the link.. went through it and i wondered eh??
why koinange street?? why?

anyway...the other day... im busy minding my own busines......(okay im lying, was busy ogling at some dude...), this chic approaches me and tells me how she likes my hair and my glasses.. blah blah shit ive hear before.....anyway... she sits down ON MY TABLE... that im buy waiting on my pals for... and offers to buy me a ndwink.... im like naaa im fine, shes like... no no, i insist.... i think nuthing of it coz im mad at my pals for beeing late... she buys me a ndwink, so anyways...... i soon come to find out that shes the local lesbian whore@!@!!!!!@!@!!@!
anyway... not telling wea this was u guys will figure it out.....
anyways......

haiya

2007-03-16T00:24:00.001-07:00

i think i just puked out my soul

im so cute i shit kittens!

2007-03-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

ya suicide kittens!

ya.. and shutting i did... like 5 times in one night, now wots that?
so kaset derails me, gets me into choices... i have like a barel of red wines... saying, im leaving just now..... then kaset proceeds to leave and claim how he has a busy morning...nyef nyef....
i feel like shit!! was at work as always as early as always...
made the mistake of riding with mathe in her car this morning..... hmmphh....i can smell akohol... when ndidnd u start ndrinkimg... ... no mommy... its not me, i think someone spilled a drink on my errr...bag yesterday...
weh....

THE pavement!

2007-03-07T02:39:00.000-08:00

dance joints/clubs in this town are rather rare..... the other day, the pavement...which btw plays fantastic jamz...kudos to the dj... but, one itsy bitsy issue, they dont allow "unaccompanied" chics...yaani... wot kinda nansens is that... eh... eh? not every chic is a ho, for lookn for dick and charging ridiculous amounts of money like "mia biri" or as i hear some charge u up to 15k.... well, hmmm.... 15k, hmmm..... now, a woman will spread her legs, have some d$%k in her for...lets see, 2-5minutes... (yawwnn!) then, maybe munch that thingy... and god forbid should it have foreskin dangling hukoz...(nausea!) c'mon, it is a proven scientific fact, that it is healthy TO NOT HAVE foreskin..and now, it is a scientific fact, that the risk of HIV infection is lessesnd when you DO NOT HAVE foreskin... i dont think thats rocket science.
AANNYYYWAAAYYYSSS....so for perfoming those acts...and if the dude is into s&m ...maybe now she'll get paid 20k....
now, if u can earn 20k alone in a night.... tell me, tell me, arent a ninja!!!
eh?? eh??

so, theres black cotton, they do dance and rock, wery wery nice..but once a month... BORING!! we need a place, a warehouse that only does dance... and maybe some serious rock..not that sell out shit... we actually need one.....
hmmm...ideas....

oh, and btw... all this is personal opinion and i in no way refer to anyone, these are my observations and 2cents thots... BITE ME!

2007-03-07T02:16:00.000-08:00

The Bible is a novel written sometime before 1975 by the Galactic Overlord Xenu in a cave on Mount Doom. The Bible is very similar to other works of science fiction such as The Book of Mormon, The Koran, Dianetics, The Talmud, The Urantia Book, The Bhagavad-Gita, and The New York Times.

for more info: http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Bible

nine inch nails

2007-03-02T21:46:00.000-08:00

"Love Is Not Enough"
the other day i was listening to some jamz, and i came across NIN's jam, love is not enough, well they have a very interesting view on why love is not enough...... depepnding on how u look at it, i personaly tend to agree with this notion, why? here comes my warped PERSONAL opinion... love? nini hiyo? nani huyo id ask u people..... love and religion... these are just 2 theories i cant quite ever come to terms with, what we are told doesnt ever quite make sense..... maybe love means different things to different people.... an example, how i feel when a see a mercedes kompressor coupe?? is that love? could it be love?
hmmmm...... or, when i munch a slice of hot pizza, melted cheese... ohh...now thats love,, or... a glass of martel.....oh... oh... wuuwi!
anyhuuu......

they say we didnt love a mouth, so it cant complain.

religion is just warped!
ati thos fukin islam extremeists.... run around bombing the world.... ati sijui wot.. 7 virgins??? wot 7 virgins?? can u spell HELL!!! lucifa will be busy playn ping pong on their rear ends.... while sadam plays ping pong on lucifa's rear end... oh... quite the game..
christians arent any better..... gay bishops? female bishops? since we are told that our god is an all loving god.. blah blah.... where does it say that a gay dude/chic cant be a fukin minister, or a servant of god?? where? show me? show me??

bible... very very very pleasant story book, very and highly entertaining, great theories, great people too.
dont just accept everything ure mommy or sunday school teacher says, thats just stoopid and u will have ureelf to blame when all hell breaks loose....
question the shit u dont understand,
the other day i met this dude..... and he stops us right outside chillers, on our way to mwendas, dude is wearing a sack cloth and he proceeds to ask us(us minding our own business) "oh... guys, ure just standing here wasting time and u know the world is ending soon, so we stop look at him and wonder who the fuk are ya!! so im like eh? when.... then oh, he proceeds to open the bible, tell us a lot of nansens, and he even proceeds to say how the saviour is a kikuyu ... and he even shows us on the bible u see, right here,.... isaiah..something....oh, im aching in laughter at that point

and disbelief.... so i notice, hes wearing some strange thingy, i ask... wot are u wearing, ..oh its a sack cloth, huh? wots that? anyway...ide never seen that b4... it was very well tailored. so he proceeds to tell us how he is a lawyer by day... and at night, he is a prophet of god, boss... HES LIKE SUPERMAN, clark mchana doing a lousy job, and usiku hes huko man of steel....hehehaah... or bat man, or jack bauer.....
keith sutherland is huko jack bauer in 24, and on walker texas ranger hes chuck noris....

i have the videos somewea on me phone, ill blog them and guys can cheka.

DECOMPRESSION PERIOD

2007-03-02T03:29:00.000-08:00

i dont know why the fuk i called it this... ow well... here i go....

8. CHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinity

9. LOOK SMART! ACT SMART! ure rear end had better BE SMART!!

10. respect ure mother!!!

WINDSHIELDS mboss

2007-02-19T02:50:00.000-08:00

chief boiro has outdone his self this time!:)
BEFORE

AFTER

It's illegal to have a hangi like this, but DAMN it was fun creating it! -
HE EXCLAIMED
the look is kidogo priceless...dontcha think ?? :) hehehahaha

FOB rock!!!

2007-02-16T06:25:00.000-08:00

their new shit still rocks! this is how i feel today.
FOB rock!!. And this is how i feel today :)
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lips
I'm sending your fingernails and empty bottles you've sipped
Back to your family cause I know you will be missed
So you can find a safe place, brace yourself

They call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone
But for what we've become, we just feel more alone
Always weigh what I've got against what I left
So progress report: I am missing you to death
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Always borrowed
Always you

I found a cure to growing older
I found a cure to growing older

10 things i seek in a man

2007-02-16T04:18:00.000-08:00

1. dudes gotta be BIG! BODY SIZE BABY!!... a fetish? im being vain? aaaa...kwendeni... we all gots our preferences.
and thats a prerequisite!

2. intellect (look it up)

3.mboooty!!!
(okay, so im trully vain!)... i know yoall are wondering, nini hiyo?? ill show u some nice man mbooty... wey wery nice

4.dudes gotta have a very very very seariously twisted sense of humor, hes gotta make me laugh till my rib cage shatters! (no 2 ways bout that)

5.dudes gotta be self sufficient and a planner, i dont want dude asking me for FARE!! nini hiyo!! (yes, those are there..fukn scrubs!)
dude's gotta do his thing, and all i do is compliment his status(coz i gots my own) yeah!!
now, if dude is all this and number 1. then goody!

6.as err..someone said, action movies arent the only movies hollywood released(ses)

7. Simplicity and Standards. dude must be able to understand and live by these 2 notions as contradictory as they may seem to the simple mind.

8.CHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!!
and munch it!!!

c amangu's offspring

2007-02-15T07:33:00.000-08:00

tell me that this offspring isnt awesome.....
oh, wot? did i miss the point? oh, im sorry...
now, u guys are just being judgemental, cant a woman just marry whoever the fuk she wants to marry? cant she just disown who ever the fuk she wishes to disown?? eh? eh??
oooh....(this is me loosing focus again).... the offspring is Njust awesome :) oooohhhh.......njust awesome i tell ya...
PISHOP, hakuna kama wewe mandam... hakuna! hehehahaha
(oh, please note, certain alterations made in order to protect actual characters in this soap)

rub me on ure butt!

2007-02-15T07:23:00.001-08:00

MOMBASA raha!! we had a blast!!

2007-01-14T06:53:00.000-08:00

all i can say .... WE HAD A BLAST!! ill update these phptos some more... theyr soo soo sooooo many mombasa raha!!

THE DAY I DRANK WHISKY(FG), DROVE TO NAIVASHA and ooozed out of the vehicle...literally

2007-01-14T06:13:00.000-08:00

so anyways.... on this day...yes, the good old days.... THEY made me consume whisky, vast amounts of whisky, and then THEY let me drive to naivasha....mind u,, i have nooo idea where we were.... however, needless to say i had a good one!! a really good one... yeah good old days :D

am i retarded or just overjoyd

2006-09-02T11:44:00.000-07:00

ive changanyad.... 7nz Na bash pics..... yenyewe ... i gots 2leaqve.... me ndwinks mob!!!
mmmmmbyeee peopleeezzzz

anyways...im toled theres toooo many dewdz on me blog...... so..... after this..... ill rewally try me best tochange that........... hmmm... its my blog..... can do aws i please...buu hahahah
!!

ofcos im outa my mind, its dark and scary in there...hic!

2006-09-02T11:11:00.000-07:00

sometimes... do u guys ever wonder why we do the shit we do....?? for example/ me=had a litle somethhn somthen from roy.... hez aight..but i prefer richie.... richie gets me THAr!!! for those of u who may be havn headaches and halucinations wondern..... roy=vice roy.... courtesy of...she knows herself... much luiv gurlll.... and richie=richot... yeah...hehehehhahaha..... HIC!

anyways,,.......... somebody once told me "flowers dont grow in the desert" ...ya,,.....rocket science... no one could ever have figured that out.....

anyways,..... yeah.... enyewe..... im loosing site... dont count on me.....

if u choke a smurf, wot color will it turn?? hic!

2006-09-02T10:13:00.000-07:00

anyways.... gichingiri and his pal.... are the result of this... if superman and neo were to have a fight... who would kick who's arse???? yaaniii....heheheheheh you guys are not only deranged, but ure mothers must really wonder wea they went wrong........ just like the rest of our mothers:)

THa saturday birthhnday jig!!

2006-09-02T09:57:00.000-07:00

so... we had a blast!! heres how... and why.... ofcourse much luv to the "host" mob luv baldyloks:)

sanity is a peaceful way to go to ur grave, but insanity is more enjoyable. sean rusell

2006-07-20T09:36:00.000-07:00

association of deliquent & miscreant individuals

2006-07-20T08:05:00.003-07:00

anyways... ADMI that name rocks.... johny bravo wewe ni genous... only when u ure finger isnt in ure rear end.,,
anwyays.... id say somethn inteligently useful... but... we all know i dont have such info stored in any orifice of mine.
check out the pics... hence the purpose of setn up A BLOG.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

association of deliquent & miscreant individuals

2006-07-20T08:05:00.000-07:00

association of delinquent&miscreant individuals

my muse

random thoughts of a free thinking monkey

to steve jobs

smile

the philosophy of can't can't can't

4:17AM

the aftermath

wise saying?

niap

mike

when i was a kiddy

of puky sessions

540 vs kq

break stuff

seriously... these headaches

another headache

the analogy of a lie

who am i

who was i

darkeness is not a color

uuu dolphins... i like them :)

much talking and not so much doing

blank

the day i ate at hooters and....

holy crap - literally

CUANDO SESMIA DRAMA 101

WE DONT FIGHT FAIR!

BRANDY - yum yum

jkldfgh asdghaspdfp'as'dfkpasdu'

my alta ego

BLUE MARTINI

Spider Man 3

OJ KRISS DISAINA

The Day i Ate DAWA ZA MINYOOO

THE ELASTOPLAST

KOINANGE STREET carnival?????

haiya

im so cute i shit kittens!

THE pavement!

nine inch nails

DECOMPRESSION PERIOD

WINDSHIELDS mboss

FOB rock!!!

10 things i seek in a man

c amangu's offspring

rub me on ure butt!

MOMBASA raha!! we had a blast!!

THE DAY I DRANK WHISKY(FG), DROVE TO NAIVASHA and ooozed out of the vehicle...literally

am i retarded or just overjoyd

ofcos im outa my mind, its dark and scary in there...hic!

if u choke a smurf, wot color will it turn?? hic!

THa saturday birthhnday jig!!

sanity is a peaceful way to go to ur grave, but insanity is more enjoyable. *sean rusell*

association of deliquent & miscreant individuals

association of deliquent & miscreant individuals

sanity is a peaceful way to go to ur grave, but insanity is more enjoyable. sean rusell