break stuff

give me something to break

seriously... these headaches

valium? anyone? :)

another headache

i have one right now!
damn it!
the drugs don't work >-:

the analogy of a lie

if you believe it ... then its not a lie?

who am i

who was i

pardon me if i can fake it while you still believe

darkeness is not a color

in my darkest times, i still breed expectation, in my hollow days i loose something each time, i have been filled with darkness, my dreams are darkened in broad day light, my soul is darkened, deep darkness, my loins are filled with darkness - , my mind see's nothing - but darkness! why all this darkness? why all this pain? why all this - i question not the path i choose, all i ask is why all the darkness? why the hollowness? i still breed expectation - i still hope - i still believe - i know there is light - i will find the light -
but i thrive in my own darkness
im sorry im lost in my own words - i feel lost -
- im lost
feelings of loss
feelings of darkness
i feel lost
i think i need salvation
not the religious kind

i need me back somehow
im 2 steps from salvation, but im only taking 1 :)

uuu dolphins... i like them :)

anyways.... so now... the other day... im with waoly and she tells me she thinks shes curs-ed coz shes always hoovering around god darn married men-s (yes plural) & my conclusion was ... the same as always..... she will be a 2nd or 3rd wife & she will be easy with that... or not.. but she will end up there.... watching you waoly... hehehe

much talking and not so much doing

yeah....most of us tend to do that....
writting has clearly become a task

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the day i ate at hooters and....

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holy crap - literally

just go to: http://images.google.com
and the type in the word crap and search.

oh yeah - are you as surprised as i am.

holy crap!!!

CUANDO SESMIA DRAMA 101

oh yes, thats what i'd call what happened jana - in the midst of celebrating mrs. ngallows birthday - what happens - THE DEVIL HAPPENS, yeah thats had to be the devil - a day spent soo well, suddenly just BOOM!! erupts some nasty drama 101 show - u shoulda seen us in the fukin middle of langata road - chomokad from the moti to yell at each other at some ungodly hour - oh yeah - and please note - kamau and company can very much come and kick our arses and steal everything and beat us to pulps - but noooo - at that hour - we have had a whole lot to drink and we think we are invincible - and even erm alta wants to walk to tao in protest - heheheh - yeah - walk to tao - ninja kweli - and maze we are ninjas - ive done a lot of strange shit in me life - but nothing like this - ever :) hehehehe - i look back now - and i laugh hysterically - however - it was all for a good cause.
ndevo i tell you!!

WE DONT FIGHT FAIR!

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces
We're dropped and well concealed
In secret places...

heheheh.......FOB rock!!

BRANDY - yum yum

The old image of a St Bernard dog with a barrel of brandy (not rum) around his neck dates back to before the second world war. The idea was, that if you are cold, brandy makes you feel warm, so it was assumed to be good for you if you had hypothermia. In fact the mechanism by which you feel warm is the transfer of warm blood from the body core to the surface of the skin, where it gives you a warm glow - just before you die.

During the second world war, research was done to discover why sailors rescued from cold seas were more likely to die than if they were left untreated. The treatment at the time was to warm the body up as quickly as possible and administer alcohol.

When the body temperature drops, the body's reaction is to close down blood flow to the limbs so that the heart and brain can continue to function. This continues until there is once again sufficient energy available to cope with the heart, brain and skin surface. If anything is done to create blood flow to the extremities before the body is ready, the heart and brain can cool catatophically and death can occur. Therefore the correct treatment for hypothermia is to GRADUALLY increase the skin temperature at the same time as giving high sugar liquids such as very sweet beverages.

So if you come across a person with hypothemia, steer well clear of the temptation to give them alcohol.

(pretty kewl huh...??? :0 )

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my alta ego

alter ego : An alter ego (Latin, "the other I") is a second self, a second personality or persona within a person. The term is commonly used in literature analysis and comparison to describe characters who are psychologically identical. The term and concept also frequently appear in popular fiction, such as in comic books, for the secret identity of a superhero, vigilante, or crimefighter. Related concepts include avatar, doppelgänger, impersonator, and split personality. It was created in the early 1800s when people first discovered schizophrenia

ya... so anyways.... i just started typing this... and it all vanished.... cant even re-arrange wot it was i wanted to say.
ill try it another day......

or is it just a mask? cant be an alter ego be considered a mask? of sorts?

BLUE MARTINI

take my advice.... when you check into mwendaz for a ndwink.... i highly recomend you consume this beverage...... why? let me tell you why.....
...
i pick up "miss german boyfwend", we head out to an unknown place called umoja for a kiddie party.... (some of the things u have to do because u are considered a fwend)... we check into the joint.. have a sumptuious meal...oh.. the mbuzi was fantastic.... and after that... sing happy birthday... watch a bunch of 5 year olds DUNDA SEVERLY to "banjuka tu" and "aii swity nisambazie"... first time i heard that jam... went into an epileptic fit ...laughter and disgust... not a pretty site.....
anyway... we were then served with VAST AMOUNTS OF roy... oh.. yes... yum yum...
ohh... did i mention we got lost?? yeah we did....
anyway...around 9pm..... we decide we really need to get out of that hood... as we have no idea wea we are though we had a blast at the kiddie bash.....
AND WE GET LOST AGAIN... 2 chics... driving around in umoja... looking for the way out..heheheheh.... not clever... but hey... after roy has checkd into ure system... ure supawoman and u can get ureself out of any god damn place!!
anyway... we end up at zeenoz... holla at head boy... ati the fucker is leaving the country.....so we do the usual insulting moments.... and me phone goes off... alta ego i heading home... so ofcos since we are on our way to buffet park to met zip and other miscreants.... i ask him to meet us there.....
OH... head boy had bot us a bottle of richie... oh yeah..... so we proceeded to pour ourselves the ndwink..... (quite the sluts we were) oh yes.... no applogies...
anyways.... we head out to buffet park... holla @ zip and her gurls..... meet alta ego.... looking fantastic as always.... tastes good too :) wink wink
anyways.... by that time... i think i lost my mind in umoja... so some how... we end up in mwendaz... cherono hollas at some point... oh... amnesia slowly creeps in......
we pata a seat upstairs... we seat... we dance on the wall.... perfoming all sorts of obscenities... oh... walls are a good place to dance.... try dancing on the wall... very ....wot am i saying...
anyway.... bubbles.... ahmed and sedusa check in.....
oh.. by that time.. the alta had already grabbed us a blue martini......
AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER....... except severly and completely huurling my guts out!!! urgh god!

THE BLUE MARTINI ROCKS!@@$#@#

Spider Man 3

this is the awesomest of all the spidey flicks ever!! ever ever!!!! good stuff....


BUT NOWWW!!!
i have major issues... and infact, i shall re-script the ending and some bits of this flick.

1. OUR CHILDREN(and some of us) know that super heros DO NOT CRY
god.. did u see spidey whimper like a wittle gurl?? did u see that?? that was the most disturbing thing about this flick....

2. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

3. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

4. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

5. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

6. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

7. SUPER HEROS DO NOT CRY!!!!

TO INFINITY.... they just dont cry!!

spidey rocks always!!

OJ KRISS DISAINA

MY *&**UR WAT I CAME2NEET 2DAY A BLACK BEAUTY WITH CLASS TOP KENYAN FASHION DESIGNER FASHION. DESIGNER OJKRISS.



ya... at julies babys bash... this dude fellin love with me and sent me this message..

now tell me.... nini hii???
(thiiiiiick jaluo aksent)