haiya

i think i just puked out my soul

im so cute i shit kittens!

ya suicide kittens!

ya.. and shutting i did... like 5 times in one night, now wots that?
so kaset derails me, gets me into choices... i have like a barel of red wines... saying, im leaving just now..... then kaset proceeds to leave and claim how he has a busy morning...nyef nyef....
i feel like shit!! was at work as always as early as always...
made the mistake of riding with mathe in her car this morning..... hmmphh....i can smell akohol... when ndidnd u start ndrinkimg... ... no mommy... its not me, i think someone spilled a drink on my errr...bag yesterday...
weh....

THE pavement!

dance joints/clubs in this town are rather rare..... the other day, the pavement...which btw plays fantastic jamz...kudos to the dj... but, one itsy bitsy issue, they dont allow "unaccompanied" chics...yaani... wot kinda nansens is that... eh... eh? not every chic is a ho, for lookn for dick and charging ridiculous amounts of money like "mia biri" or as i hear some charge u up to 15k.... well, hmmm.... 15k, hmmm..... now, a woman will spread her legs, have some d$%k in her for...lets see, 2-5minutes... (yawwnn!) then, maybe munch that thingy... and god forbid should it have foreskin dangling hukoz...(nausea!) c'mon, it is a proven scientific fact, that it is healthy TO NOT HAVE foreskin..and now, it is a scientific fact, that the risk of HIV infection is lessesnd when you DO NOT HAVE foreskin... i dont think thats rocket science.
AANNYYYWAAAYYYSSS....so for perfoming those acts...and if the dude is into s&m ...maybe now she'll get paid 20k....
now, if u can earn 20k alone in a night.... tell me, tell me, arent a ninja!!!
eh?? eh??

so, theres black cotton, they do dance and rock, wery wery nice..but once a month... BORING!! we need a place, a warehouse that only does dance... and maybe some serious rock..not that sell out shit... we actually need one.....
hmmm...ideas....

oh, and btw... all this is personal opinion and i in no way refer to anyone, these are my observations and 2cents thots... BITE ME!

The Bible is a novel written sometime before 1975 by the Galactic Overlord Xenu in a cave on Mount Doom. The Bible is very similar to other works of science fiction such as The Book of Mormon, The Koran, Dianetics, The Talmud, The Urantia Book, The Bhagavad-Gita, and The New York Times.

for more info: http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Bible

nine inch nails

"Love Is Not Enough"
the other day i was listening to some jamz, and i came across NIN's jam, love is not enough, well they have a very interesting view on why love is not enough...... depepnding on how u look at it, i personaly tend to agree with this notion, why? here comes my warped PERSONAL opinion... love? nini hiyo? nani huyo id ask u people..... love and religion... these are just 2 theories i cant quite ever come to terms with, what we are told doesnt ever quite make sense..... maybe love means different things to different people.... an example, how i feel when a see a mercedes kompressor coupe?? is that love? could it be love?
hmmmm...... or, when i munch a slice of hot pizza, melted cheese... ohh...now thats love,, or... a glass of martel.....oh... oh... wuuwi!
anyhuuu......

they say we didnt love a mouth, so it cant complain.

religion is just warped!
ati thos fukin islam extremeists.... run around bombing the world.... ati sijui wot.. 7 virgins??? wot 7 virgins?? can u spell HELL!!! lucifa will be busy playn ping pong on their rear ends.... while sadam plays ping pong on lucifa's rear end... oh... quite the game..
christians arent any better..... gay bishops? female bishops? since we are told that our god is an all loving god.. blah blah.... where does it say that a gay dude/chic cant be a fukin minister, or a servant of god?? where? show me? show me??

bible... very very very pleasant story book, very and highly entertaining, great theories, great people too.
dont just accept everything ure mommy or sunday school teacher says, thats just stoopid and u will have ureelf to blame when all hell breaks loose....
question the shit u dont understand,
the other day i met this dude..... and he stops us right outside chillers, on our way to mwendas, dude is wearing a sack cloth and he proceeds to ask us(us minding our own business) "oh... guys, ure just standing here wasting time and u know the world is ending soon, so we stop look at him and wonder who the fuk are ya!! so im like eh? when.... then oh, he proceeds to open the bible, tell us a lot of nansens, and he even proceeds to say how the saviour is a kikuyu ... and he even shows us on the bible u see, right here,.... isaiah..something....oh, im aching in laughter at that point

and disbelief.... so i notice, hes wearing some strange thingy, i ask... wot are u wearing, ..oh its a sack cloth, huh? wots that? anyway...ide never seen that b4... it was very well tailored. so he proceeds to tell us how he is a lawyer by day... and at night, he is a prophet of god, boss... HES LIKE SUPERMAN, clark mchana doing a lousy job, and usiku hes huko man of steel....hehehaah... or bat man, or jack bauer.....
keith sutherland is huko jack bauer in 24, and on walker texas ranger hes chuck noris....

i have the videos somewea on me phone, ill blog them and guys can cheka.

DECOMPRESSION PERIOD

i dont know why the fuk i called it this... ow well... here i go....

8. CHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinityCHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!! to the power of infinity

9. LOOK SMART! ACT SMART! ure rear end had better BE SMART!!

10. respect ure mother!!!