my alta ego

alter ego : An alter ego (Latin, "the other I") is a second self, a second personality or persona within a person. The term is commonly used in literature analysis and comparison to describe characters who are psychologically identical. The term and concept also frequently appear in popular fiction, such as in comic books, for the secret identity of a superhero, vigilante, or crimefighter. Related concepts include avatar, doppelgänger, impersonator, and split personality. It was created in the early 1800s when people first discovered schizophrenia

ya... so anyways.... i just started typing this... and it all vanished.... cant even re-arrange wot it was i wanted to say.
ill try it another day......

or is it just a mask? cant be an alter ego be considered a mask? of sorts?

BLUE MARTINI

take my advice.... when you check into mwendaz for a ndwink.... i highly recomend you consume this beverage...... why? let me tell you why.....
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i pick up "miss german boyfwend", we head out to an unknown place called umoja for a kiddie party.... (some of the things u have to do because u are considered a fwend)... we check into the joint.. have a sumptuious meal...oh.. the mbuzi was fantastic.... and after that... sing happy birthday... watch a bunch of 5 year olds DUNDA SEVERLY to "banjuka tu" and "aii swity nisambazie"... first time i heard that jam... went into an epileptic fit ...laughter and disgust... not a pretty site.....
anyway... we were then served with VAST AMOUNTS OF roy... oh.. yes... yum yum...
ohh... did i mention we got lost?? yeah we did....
anyway...around 9pm..... we decide we really need to get out of that hood... as we have no idea wea we are though we had a blast at the kiddie bash.....
AND WE GET LOST AGAIN... 2 chics... driving around in umoja... looking for the way out..heheheheh.... not clever... but hey... after roy has checkd into ure system... ure supawoman and u can get ureself out of any god damn place!!
anyway... we end up at zeenoz... holla at head boy... ati the fucker is leaving the country.....so we do the usual insulting moments.... and me phone goes off... alta ego i heading home... so ofcos since we are on our way to buffet park to met zip and other miscreants.... i ask him to meet us there.....
OH... head boy had bot us a bottle of richie... oh yeah..... so we proceeded to pour ourselves the ndwink..... (quite the sluts we were) oh yes.... no applogies...
anyways.... we head out to buffet park... holla @ zip and her gurls..... meet alta ego.... looking fantastic as always.... tastes good too :) wink wink
anyways.... by that time... i think i lost my mind in umoja... so some how... we end up in mwendaz... cherono hollas at some point... oh... amnesia slowly creeps in......
we pata a seat upstairs... we seat... we dance on the wall.... perfoming all sorts of obscenities... oh... walls are a good place to dance.... try dancing on the wall... very ....wot am i saying...
anyway.... bubbles.... ahmed and sedusa check in.....
oh.. by that time.. the alta had already grabbed us a blue martini......
AND I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER....... except severly and completely huurling my guts out!!! urgh god!

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