Monday, February 19, 2007

WINDSHIELDS mboss

chief boiro has outdone his self this time!:)
BEFORE

AFTER
It's illegal to have a hangi like this, but DAMN it was fun creating it! -
HE EXCLAIMED
the look is kidogo priceless...dontcha think ?? :) hehehahaha

Friday, February 16, 2007

FOB rock!!!

their new shit still rocks! this is how i feel today.
FOB rock!!. And this is how i feel today :)
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
Douse yourself in cheap perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lips
I'm sending your fingernails and empty bottles you've sipped
Back to your family cause I know you will be missed
So you can find a safe place, brace yourself

They call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone
But for what we've become, we just feel more alone
Always weigh what I've got against what I left
So progress report: I am missing you to death
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Feeling borrowed
Always blue
Someone old
No one new
Always borrowed
Always you

I found a cure to growing older
I found a cure to growing older

10 things i seek in a man

1. dudes gotta be BIG! BODY SIZE BABY!!... a fetish? im being vain? aaaa...kwendeni... we all gots our preferences.
and thats a prerequisite!

2. intellect (look it up)

3.mboooty!!!
(okay, so im trully vain!)... i know yoall are wondering, nini hiyo?? ill show u some nice man mbooty... wey wery nice

4.dudes gotta have a very very very seariously twisted sense of humor, hes gotta make me laugh till my rib cage shatters! (no 2 ways bout that)

5.dudes gotta be self sufficient and a planner, i dont want dude asking me for FARE!! nini hiyo!! (yes, those are there..fukn scrubs!)
dude's gotta do his thing, and all i do is compliment his status(coz i gots my own) yeah!!
now, if dude is all this and number 1. then goody!

6.as err..someone said, action movies arent the only movies hollywood released(ses)

7. Simplicity and Standards. dude must be able to understand and live by these 2 notions as contradictory as they may seem to the simple mind.

8.CHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!!
and munch it!!!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

c amangu's offspring

tell me that this offspring isnt awesome.....
oh, wot? did i miss the point? oh, im sorry...
now, u guys are just being judgemental, cant a woman just marry whoever the fuk she wants to marry? cant she just disown who ever the fuk she wishes to disown?? eh? eh??
oooh....(this is me loosing focus again).... the offspring is Njust awesome :) oooohhhh.......njust awesome i tell ya...
PISHOP, hakuna kama wewe mandam... hakuna! hehehahaha
(oh, please note, certain alterations made in order to protect actual characters in this soap)

rub me on ure butt!