The Day i Ate DAWA ZA MINYOOO

so, anyways..... im at the library, lookn for movies and series' oh... btw, guys, go look for dexter the series, love it!!!
and the lost room.

so..anyways... im busy selecting flicks with the usual suspects kwa video lib, then dude is hawking dawa za minyooo, and i remember ive see the dude before the other day at my salon place.... so anyway, the dude and kina mato mamage to convince me that i need to deworm since enyewe i have never dewormed, last time it was done was by me moms and i think i was 10 or less...anyway...
so im like, boss, are u sure theyll work, yes mandam theyl work, so sinikunue sahii, dude says sawa, i had just had lunch, ethiopian, yummy, so the dude shouts and says HAPANA usikule kama umeshiba, it will be useless, so i mlike sawa, now... we plan to check into mwendas at some point, so im like can i drink, hes like only after u munch them, so had to wait for hours and hours..

the i ask him ... side effect? he's like, aiii hii ni high quality sana(KSH 40/-) haina side effects, inasiaga izo vitu kabisa, zinatoka kama ziko siagi..... nauseated but... HIALaRIOUS TO NEAR DEATH....

anyway. i mucnhed the thingys on friday night, and im feeling straneg ion me tummy... but im told it will pass after a few ndays.....


WHICH REMINDS ME, johny bravo told me that his pal SHUT (yes, correct english) a 15 metre tapeworm...imagine that shit, literaly.

THE ELASTOPLAST

So... anyways... one fine saturday evening... "tushtush" and i decide hmmm...lets go party... so we end up somwea in westi, decent saturday.. the last guys i expected to meet... head boy and crew are there... very nice...havent seen yoall in ages, so we have a loose moment of bonding, then i have to go back to our table, so all thru i keep oscilating from our table to kina head boys table, anyway, btw, i danced like hell that day, and i didnt need help, rocked the party like WHOA!

so anywy as always head boy feels the overwhelming urge to say something stoopid...
and the conversation goes somethin like this...
"wewe... u monkey, wot is it with u and big men, so im like...fuck off, ure jelouse coz the only thing thats propbably big is ure head.... so he proceds to tell me, u know.. that dude is just oo kubwa, the dude will tear u, and ull be walking with an elastoplast huko shikiliaring ure things..... ....... i must say at the time, it was hilarious to the point of tearing profusely.... yes it was...........
"
now how is it that u can be puted mpaka u need a freakin elastoplast to hold ure stuff together... think.. the thot,....
hahahahahahha
anyways... we had a fab night... ended well i must say

KOINANGE STREET carnival?????

eh??? are these people for real... got the link.. went through it and i wondered eh??
why koinange street?? why?

anyway...the other day... im busy minding my own busines......(okay im lying, was busy ogling at some dude...), this chic approaches me and tells me how she likes my hair and my glasses.. blah blah shit ive hear before.....anyway... she sits down ON MY TABLE... that im buy waiting on my pals for... and offers to buy me a ndwink.... im like naaa im fine, shes like... no no, i insist.... i think nuthing of it coz im mad at my pals for beeing late... she buys me a ndwink, so anyways...... i soon come to find out that shes the local lesbian whore@!@!!!!!@!@!!@!
anyway... not telling wea this was u guys will figure it out.....
anyways......