1. dudes gotta be BIG! BODY SIZE BABY!!... a fetish? im being vain? aaaa...kwendeni... we all gots our preferences.
and thats a prerequisite!
2. intellect (look it up)
3.mboooty!!!
(okay, so im trully vain!)... i know yoall are wondering, nini hiyo?? ill show u some nice man mbooty... wey wery nice
4.dudes gotta have a very very very seariously twisted sense of humor, hes gotta make me laugh till my rib cage shatters! (no 2 ways bout that)
5.dudes gotta be self sufficient and a planner, i dont want dude asking me for FARE!! nini hiyo!! (yes, those are there..fukn scrubs!)
dude's gotta do his thing, and all i do is compliment his status(coz i gots my own) yeah!!
now, if dude is all this and number 1. then goody!
6.as err..someone said, action movies arent the only movies hollywood released(ses)
7. Simplicity and Standards. dude must be able to understand and live by these 2 notions as contradictory as they may seem to the simple mind.
8.CHOKE ME SPANK ME PULL MY HAIR!!
and munch it!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment