when i was a kiddy

when i was a kiddy i used to 'steal' bobs - yeah 1/- and hide them under some couch & buy patcos with them on games day - one day me mommy found them... i think they were like a thao of them.... wuuwi......
kichapoville!

oh oh ... i also used to not like weetabix... it used to smell like puke... i think that mboch used to puke in it then make us munch it... but my bro's used to munch it.... they thought it was yummy... mine always tasted like puke... i swear

and then.... i used to hide food behind the seat... so every day after the house was cleaned i used to go to kichapoville coz mbochy would find the smelly mouldy foody - god i hated food.
especially bananas.

of puky sessions

now.... there are several things that make people get nausea & there after end up puking their insides out.... i could mention a few:
1. ingesting copious amounts of alcoholic beverages
2. ingesting copious amounts of shooters - yeahhhh - yum - tequila - yum yum
3. watching gay sex (or not - it really depends on you & your levels of homophobia)
4. bad breathed individuals - halitosis
5. pupu
6. some mnyamboz that yenyewe leave you wondering wot that person has been consuming - smells worse than a corpse - urgghhh
7. city mortuary
8. body builders - yeah those big ugly looking things with challenged penile environs - all muscle - everything is big stiff hard muscle - muscle i love dont get me wrong - only 2 muscles are necessary in a man - & of proportionate length height & width ofcourse - all that other yuky muscle need not be there...seriously....
9. foreskin - no offence - its just not my thing - it smells funny
10. self righteous peeps - heheh
11. eating food @ hooters... oh yeah - remember the day there was a roach in me fish ... dayuumm!!
12. the goooo you see on miraa chewing dudes - yeah that green gooo on the edges of the mouth... that shit is grosss.... not on all of them but most of them.... i mean... have you ever seen gooo on a goats mouth or even a cow? & they also eat grass continously... even in their sleep!! damnit!!!

well.... for me theres 2 things that make me get nausea to the point of vomit!
1. extacy(NOT THE DRUG!) - not butterflies - just some shit i feel in me tummy....extaticly nauseating - daayuummmm -
2. when something goes horribly wrong - i get this tight feeling in my gut & i can almost throw up - infact i sometime do.

i have nausea right now.
somebody guess which of the 2 is causing it.... give me a theory - hehehehe
let loose!

540 vs kq

yeah... last time 540 was sijui how many hours late!
lets see how it goes kesho.... i hear kq is worse... wacha tutaona.

break stuff

give me something to break

seriously... these headaches

valium? anyone? :)

another headache

i have one right now!
damn it!
the drugs don't work >-:

the analogy of a lie

if you believe it ... then its not a lie?

who am i

who was i

pardon me if i can fake it while you still believe

darkeness is not a color

in my darkest times, i still breed expectation, in my hollow days i loose something each time, i have been filled with darkness, my dreams are darkened in broad day light, my soul is darkened, deep darkness, my loins are filled with darkness - , my mind see's nothing - but darkness! why all this darkness? why all this pain? why all this - i question not the path i choose, all i ask is why all the darkness? why the hollowness? i still breed expectation - i still hope - i still believe - i know there is light - i will find the light -
but i thrive in my own darkness
im sorry im lost in my own words - i feel lost -
- im lost
feelings of loss
feelings of darkness
i feel lost
i think i need salvation
not the religious kind

i need me back somehow
im 2 steps from salvation, but im only taking 1 :)

uuu dolphins... i like them :)

anyways.... so now... the other day... im with waoly and she tells me she thinks shes curs-ed coz shes always hoovering around god darn married men-s (yes plural) & my conclusion was ... the same as always..... she will be a 2nd or 3rd wife & she will be easy with that... or not.. but she will end up there.... watching you waoly... hehehe

much talking and not so much doing

yeah....most of us tend to do that....
writting has clearly become a task

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the day i ate at hooters and....

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holy crap - literally

just go to: http://images.google.com
and the type in the word crap and search.

oh yeah - are you as surprised as i am.

holy crap!!!

CUANDO SESMIA DRAMA 101

oh yes, thats what i'd call what happened jana - in the midst of celebrating mrs. ngallows birthday - what happens - THE DEVIL HAPPENS, yeah thats had to be the devil - a day spent soo well, suddenly just BOOM!! erupts some nasty drama 101 show - u shoulda seen us in the fukin middle of langata road - chomokad from the moti to yell at each other at some ungodly hour - oh yeah - and please note - kamau and company can very much come and kick our arses and steal everything and beat us to pulps - but noooo - at that hour - we have had a whole lot to drink and we think we are invincible - and even erm alta wants to walk to tao in protest - heheheh - yeah - walk to tao - ninja kweli - and maze we are ninjas - ive done a lot of strange shit in me life - but nothing like this - ever :) hehehehe - i look back now - and i laugh hysterically - however - it was all for a good cause.
ndevo i tell you!!

WE DONT FIGHT FAIR!

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces
We're dropped and well concealed
In secret places...

heheheh.......FOB rock!!

BRANDY - yum yum

The old image of a St Bernard dog with a barrel of brandy (not rum) around his neck dates back to before the second world war. The idea was, that if you are cold, brandy makes you feel warm, so it was assumed to be good for you if you had hypothermia. In fact the mechanism by which you feel warm is the transfer of warm blood from the body core to the surface of the skin, where it gives you a warm glow - just before you die.

During the second world war, research was done to discover why sailors rescued from cold seas were more likely to die than if they were left untreated. The treatment at the time was to warm the body up as quickly as possible and administer alcohol.

When the body temperature drops, the body's reaction is to close down blood flow to the limbs so that the heart and brain can continue to function. This continues until there is once again sufficient energy available to cope with the heart, brain and skin surface. If anything is done to create blood flow to the extremities before the body is ready, the heart and brain can cool catatophically and death can occur. Therefore the correct treatment for hypothermia is to GRADUALLY increase the skin temperature at the same time as giving high sugar liquids such as very sweet beverages.

So if you come across a person with hypothemia, steer well clear of the temptation to give them alcohol.

(pretty kewl huh...??? :0 )

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my alta ego

alter ego : An alter ego (Latin, "the other I") is a second self, a second personality or persona within a person. The term is commonly used in literature analysis and comparison to describe characters who are psychologically identical. The term and concept also frequently appear in popular fiction, such as in comic books, for the secret identity of a superhero, vigilante, or crimefighter. Related concepts include avatar, doppelgänger, impersonator, and split personality. It was created in the early 1800s when people first discovered schizophrenia

ya... so anyways.... i just started typing this... and it all vanished.... cant even re-arrange wot it was i wanted to say.
ill try it another day......

or is it just a mask? cant be an alter ego be considered a mask? of sorts?